For those of you wondering, Chuck the Chicken is alive and well and roaming freely throughout the cemetery. He never fails to glance at my hand to see what treats I have brought for lunch. Today, it was a Kashi Pumpkin Spice Flax Bar. What can I say? I'm on a diet!
Yesterday, my co-worker brought Chuck grapes and apples and canned cat food (chicken variety!) for the feral cats who have befriended Chuck. My stomach jumped when I watched Chuck the chicken go all cannibalistic and eat the cat food =(
I can't believe I've just devoted two paragraphs on the daily life of Chuck the Cemetery Chicken.
I honestly need to get a life