Evidently, there is a Blogging 101 book out there that mandates the following:
When making a point, insert a period after.Every.Single.Word. This technique shows your readers that you throw sentence structure to the wind and just gives your blog an edgy feel - just like the hundreds of other bloggers that do it.
"I threw up in my mouth a little".
This phrase is "officially" dead. It was funny the first time I heard it. Now it's just.....stupid
"Loose" for "lose."
No explanation needed.
The choice of Malapropism lovers the world over!
Why has it become necessary for people to end every post with these two words?
I have a feeling they are the very same folks who sit near me in the movie theater and laugh through the whole fling-flangin' movie!
And my personal favorite,
Oh hell to the no!