Evidently, there is a Blogging 101 book out there that mandates the following:
Periods Galore
When making a point, insert a period after.Every.Single.Word. This technique shows your readers that you throw sentence structure to the wind and just gives your blog an edgy feel - just like the hundreds of other bloggers that do it.
"I threw up in my mouth a little".
This phrase is "officially" dead. It was funny the first time I heard it. Now it's just.....stupid
"Loose" for "lose."
No explanation needed.
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Just Sayin'
Why has it become necessary for people to end every post with these two words?
Hyperactive LOL'rs!
I have a feeling they are the very same folks who sit near me in the movie theater and laugh through the whole fling-flangin' movie!
And my personal favorite,
Oh hell to the no!
6 comments:
Uh oh - I'm guilty of the first two!
Oops, I mean I'm guilty of two of them - the first and the last one
Ang, this is so funny and made me laugh. I am happy to report that I don't do any of the forementioned things that I know of. I have to agree with you tho, that crap goes on in these ever popular blogs we read.
I FINALLY played the game and it was fun. Had me going and thinking for quite some time. It is hard to talk about yourself. I want to thankyou for thinking of me and inviting me to play. I also wanted you to know that I am adding your blog to my list, I can't believe you are not there already, what was I thinking girlfriend!!?? Char
Oh sprinkles, I do them all as well. Every.Single.One.Of.Them. LOL and I even Oh.Hell.To.The.No.
Thank you. 'Nuff said (betcha that makes your next list!)
Maire
I'm all about the last one!
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